five minutes in heaven, as if

by Sandra

From a conversation with my brother the other day. At this point I’d just gotten through lamenting the state of single Christian men in my life…

me: I just want to take all the single church guys I know and get them all drunk.
e: that would be interesting.
me: maybe then people would actually talk to each other.
e: you could go to the closet and play five minutes in heaven.
me: it would end up being like five minutes of prayer.
e: yeah, praying about whether or not you should date each other.

And funnily, that’s pretty much how it goes…